A Day (or lifetime?) of Disobeying

Kenzie has seriously been the naughtiest little shit lately. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. She is definitely testing her limits and entering the "terrible two's" a little early. Here are the latest acts of naughtiness:

• Unplugging the lamp and scratching the wall with it. This has happend countless times always with the consequence of a hand slap or even a spanking. Immediately after she will look right at me and go do it again. Seriously?
  
• Climbing onto the kitchen chairs, then onto the table then to the bench seat which Papa blocked off because she has fallen off one too many times. Or she will sit on the kitchen table and play with/pull apart the flowers in the middle.
  
• Touching (or banging) all the buttons to the tv, dvr and surround system. Again, she knows she's not supposed to so she gets that little smirk and looks at you and does it anyway. Ugh! It makes me so angry just talking about it!
  

She literlly climbs on everything! Chairs, desks, tables, couches, stairs.....That little monster is covered in bruises. I am embarrassed to put her in shorts or even take her out of the house beacuse she looks like she's been beaten.

So I am now completely convinced it's time to start potty training for reals. She is CONSTANTLY putting her hand down her pants. She is starting to "hide" when she goes poo. I will find her behind the couch or under the table and she covers her face if I find her. I'd say those are some pretty good signs it's time to get rid of the diapers! We have one potty book and 2 different types of potties. We have the chair and the ring. I need to invest in a dvd or something. Hmm.

She's just too darn cute to stay mad at :)